How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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