he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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