He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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