hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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