How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
