Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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