I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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