I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
and she was petting her beer can
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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