I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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