He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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