I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
