I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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