I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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