windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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