it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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