Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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