BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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