So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
