does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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