ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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