So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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