she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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