I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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