i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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