It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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