i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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