I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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