He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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