Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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