Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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