listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize
