Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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