you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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