i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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