Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm really busy with my period
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