I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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