I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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