Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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