Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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