No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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