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(323): View more from California

Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.

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(850): View more from Florida

You drinking a lot?

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No.

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Define a lot

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(503): View more from Oregon

I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.

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(513): View more from Ohio

They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball

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(303): View more from Colorado

hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it

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