do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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