no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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