I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
only if we run a train.
done.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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