Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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