...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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