If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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