how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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