is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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