did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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